Nordic Smoothie LabScale-up Edition

A cafe open 24/7 for the builders. Every drink is a Nordic startup, blended. Real ingredients, computed macros. Every drink is inspired by a company, not made with one.

Parody menu. Drinks are inspired by the companies named — no partnership, no endorsement, no affiliation, no logos. Protein and calories are computed from assets/ingredients.json; the “secret sauce” is marketing copy, not an ingredient. See the full pantry in Smoothie Lab.